Illustrious driving instructors with dubious skills and much more ego who so impress other drivers with their mAd sKiLz that treacherous sections of straight racetrack are named after them.
"Whew, I would have completely lost control of the student's car I'm droving and had a massive accident at Ghetto Str8 if it weren't for the fact that it's laser-straight and flatter than Kansas."
by AGhettoFan January 21, 2005