Turdable

Turdable, often used to described something in a negative, crude way

“Jayden smells Turdable, he also got a big af chin” says Riley

by Riley BB January 15, 2025

Turd Sandwich

From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!

Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

Turd boosting

Bobbing fecal matter in and out of the sphincter with out breaking the seal of the rectum ( aka. Turd edgeing)

Calvin enjoys turd boosting while bitchin on the jobsite!

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.

Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”

by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

Turd tobacco

When the tobacco in someone's cheap cigar smells like a turd.

Oh my God! That cigar that Bruce was smoking smells like it was made with turd tobacco.

by Bob's Valley February 20, 2026

turd bib

Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.

Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.

by D’Quantavious Smith February 11, 2025

Turd burglar

A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.

Courtney is a total turd burglar

by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025