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When an event/thing turns even worse than terrible..it becomes turdable.
Guy 1: "yo as if this party wasn't the most terrible party ever..we just ran out of beer."

Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"
Turdable by DrayDero April 26, 2009
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Adjective - used to say that something is just as bad as or worse than what can be crapped out of your butt. Could also be a response to a bad joke or phrase.
Example 1 ~ P1: Did you just see that guy pick his nose? P2: Yeah, man that is just turdable. ~ Example 2 ~ "Once I had a dog without a nose." "Really? How did it smell?" "It smelled turdable."
Turdable by B.E.A.N. February 28, 2011
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Turdable, often used to described something in a negative, crude way
“Jayden smells Turdable, he also got a big af chin” says Riley
Turdable by Riley BB January 15, 2025
something that is not well, bad, not good
That dress she is wearing is really turable!
turable by Marcellina November 10, 2007
that game was just turrable
turrable by losethegame March 22, 2009

Turdible 

Something so terrible it stinks like a turd.
Jimmy hasn't washed his balls for a month, and now smells turdible.
Turdible by Caballetex January 4, 2022

turdbaler 

an ass, butt, pooper, crapfactory, bum, a place where shit is packed before coming out, booty, badonkadonk
look at the turdbaler on her
turdbaler by G2thefarmer January 6, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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