Donald Trump 

a fat ass bastard that will soon fuck America up with his gay old crusty ass

America is gay because Donald trump is the president

Donald Trump by dareal savage100 November 7, 2017

trump 

1. To compulsively lie, use deception, or take fraudulent action.
2. To be obsessively obscene or compulsively repugnant.
3. A fake or a fraud of depreciating value.
4. Hypocritical lacking of self control.

Be careful of the orange used car blowhard, he might trump the deal.
His trump was showing and it made me want to vomit.
Only an obese trump would call them fat.
That cokehead is a real trump.

trump by o.loompa October 1, 2016

Donald Trump 

Greatest man to ever exist

Donald Trump is America's number 1 president

Donald Trump by Basedlord_69 November 4, 2020

daddy trump 

daddy trump:aka the best president EVER

girl:hey who won the election

guy:daddy trump
girl:YES I KNEW HE WOULD WIN

daddy trump by trumpsupporter🤠 December 1, 2020

trump 

A micropenis

No matter how loud and angry he is, he still got the trump. And don't no woman want that.

trump by scorcus August 5, 2016

Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.

TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.

Trumpstitute by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018

trumpstorian

An authority figure who revises historical facts in such a manner which that they are deemed outlandish and absurd.

On July 4th the Trumpstorian speaker told the country that the Continental Army took over the airports.

trumpstorian by Profnoname July 5, 2019