Limp Nut

When you shoot your full load, while limp...

When cherrie made Johnny Limp nut it burned like eternal flame.

Limp Nut by Mikde October 28, 2008

as nut 

(proadj.) a literary device used to intensify any given adjective.

Sophie Rose is cool as nut.
Randy Cohen is whack as nut.
Micah Sharfstein is weird as nut.
Ari Sharfstein is intelligent as nut.

as nut by Sophieee Rose Mandel January 1, 2009

bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.

(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"

bohemian nut gallery by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009

post-nut coma 

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

post-nut coma by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

Insta Nut 

To instantaneously ejactulate

Yo bro that pussy was so good I insta nut

Insta Nut by Swagmoneymillionare March 14, 2015

numbnut (num-nut) 

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

numbnut (num-nut) by wackjobg January 7, 2010

bus a nut 

when you're about to nut so you bus a nut

omg im about to " bus a nut"

bus a nut by Big bave June 15, 2018