chocky jockey

Chocky, which comes from the word chock, to strike.

Jockey, which comes from the ancient Hebrew priests who played Hymns backwards to scare upstanding citizens.

I believe my worthy opponents are idiots and therfore we shall chocky jockeys until the sun goes down.

by Jubilee August 23, 2004

Knob Chocker

Someone who is (Or would probably like to be) full of cock.

Generally used as an insult.

See: Tom Churchman

Paul you knob chocker.

by Benser January 28, 2007

bowl chocker

An enormously huge turd that won't flush down the toilet

John, my bowl chocker clogged up the toilet and now its over flowing.

by joasfrank August 2, 2007

Hate click

When you are on Facebook or AIM, and you see a person come online who you know is going to talk to you and you don't want to talk to them, so you sign off quickly and swiftly.

Eric: Hey, did you talk to Marc today?

John: Nope. He was gonna talk to me on facebook, but I hate clicked him.

by Dictionary Master (: January 14, 2009

Clocker

You turn around and punch them in the face in rage and hit someone as hard as you can and have them go down in pain

Yesterday I saw a man clocker him in the face

by Smatarted October 9, 2014

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

A Clockwork Orange

a stupid piece of literal and cinematographical dense shit refered as a masterpiece mostly by the snoobish people

"oh my god havent u seen the A Clockwork Orange movie yet? get the fuck away man, why are u still talking to me?"

by noneimportant May 16, 2006