Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....

10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

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roady

man who sleeps gets high off his stash of weed and assortments goes to work doesnt actually do anything but postpictures on irc and gets paid shit loads ... when this rare species comes home usually hides infront of the tv for 6 hours b4 going into his room to masturbate and sleep

fuck im so trashed .. i need pizza
what u talking about .. buffy is the goods

by jedilamma August 6, 2003

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ROADKILL

A ugly, asno guy that you want to die or hes just ugly & looks like he got hit by a truck. You would never have sex with him cause he looks effed up. again, known to be a ugly asno.

look up asno & read it if you dont.

That asno is roadkill!

by ROADKILLISAASNO May 19, 2011

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roadkill

what you become when you stand in front of me speeding my car.

sigh, that poor racoon. got hit so damn hard it ruined my airconditioner though.

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005

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off roading

To take a shit down someone's anus after sodomising them.

From Bridget Jones' Diary.

Mar 9th.

Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)

Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."

by fourfoot September 13, 2008

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