Raptor-Jesus 

The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.

"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"

"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"

Raptor-Jesus by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009

PB n' Jesus 

When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?

Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!

PB n' Jesus by wxflurry June 7, 2011

Internet Jesus 

Someone with unholy knowledge of the internet, the only possible way they could know that is if they are in fact Internet Jesus.

Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.

Person 1: How did you know that about the internet?
Person 2: I am Internet Jesus!

Internet Jesus by Internet Jesus July 14, 2014

jew for jesus 

Cult group who believe jesus is the messiah. This group is made up of fanatic right wing christians who use subterfuge tactics to trick jews into converting to christianity.

That jew for jesus group is a real evil cult.

jew for jesus by jim d April 12, 2007

fuck jesus in the face 

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

fuck jesus in the face by Merkin March 24, 2005

Zombie Jesus day 

Also known as easter Zombie Jesus day is when Jesus rose from the dead.

Happy Zombie Jesus day bob!

Zombie Jesus day by [e-mail] April 8, 2010

Black Jesus 

a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus

Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.

Black Jesus by John Tabs April 17, 2010