Hairy Oliver 

After oral sex, the pubic hairs that linger in your braces.

God man, she got the Hairy Oliver last night. I haven't shaved in weeks.

Hairy Oliver by Slimebitch March 19, 2016

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

hairy kumquat by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016

Hairy Mott

a vagina with excessive pubic hair

shes got a right hairy Mott

Hairy Mott by mr bosshart November 11, 2016

Hairy Dan 

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."

person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.

Hairy Dan by Phil Cabinet July 19, 2017

hairy yeti 

It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."

hairy yeti by Super Hot Dave August 6, 2017

Hairy shotgun 

A very hairy penis but small

Look that black man has a hairy shotgun

Hairy shotgun by Zacharythatwigga November 14, 2018

Hairy Dick 

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Hairy Dick by Izers December 5, 2018