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Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.
Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
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Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.
Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
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tunduk udang

Action of imitation of prawn when riding a motorcycle to decrease wind resistance & increase speed limit.
Kalau nak cepat sampai kena tunduk udang dulu
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Turdbox

Someone that drives around in Clinton County NY on a motorized scooter recording people acting like they are the local news station.

Someone who makes fun of drug addicts. Then advocates for better drug programs in the same sentence.
Hey did you see the guy in skyway plaza riding the scooter? He's a real turdbox.

Hey did you see Jared record that guy from his car? Yeah he was being a real turdbox.
by Theplattburghtruth March 20, 2024
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Turd glove

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024
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Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.
She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.
by Barakabomba May 4, 2024
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Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024
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