The Blowmen

The Blowmen, consisting of guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York, were determined to carry the torch of punk rock through the mid-80s. Playing underground gigs in Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they discovered that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners needed a replacement, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. This set isthe only known recording of their music, exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose.

Dude, I was at The Blowmen concert last night and some grandpa gave me heroin.

The Blowmen by punkrockfan July 29, 2012

tied up blowjob 

When a girl gives you a blowjob while you’re tied up.

She led me to her bedroom and told me to strip down to my briefs. After I did so, she opened her drawer and pulled out a silk, red scarf. She walked behind me and told me to put my hands behind my back. She then tied my wrists together, leaving my arms immobilized.

She walked in front of me, slid her hands along my abs, and leaned in to kiss me. We made out with each other ferociously. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but unfortunately her scarf knot prevented me from doing so.

She pulled away from me and hooked the inside of my briefs with her fingers, pulling them down to my ankles and causing my fully erect cock to spring out. She got on her knees and took my throbbing erection into her mouth.

I moaned from the pleasure as she ran one hand along my inner thigh while using her other hand to grab the base of my shaft and hold my cock in place as she slid her mouth forward and back alongside it. I could feel her swirling her tongue alongside it, too. I wasn’t going to last much longer. I could feel the pressure of an orgasm building, ready to rush and burst though my balls and cock. My tied-up hands were twitching and shaking behind my back as I only wished I could move them.

She then used one hand to fondle and lightly squeeze my balls while still blowing me. Right before I was about to cum, she took my cock out of her mouth, continued stroking it at full speed, and pointed it towards her face as she looked up at me, smiling.

My jaw dropped. She had sent me over the edge. I felt tons of pressure building up inside of my balls and cock, it felt like they were going to explode. I cried out in pleasure as a huge shot of semen exploded out of my cock and sprayed all over her beautiful, smiling face. She continued pumping me at full speed for another 30 seconds as I unloaded countless shots of cum onto her face.

Finally, the orgasm subsided. I collapsed onto my knees as she had left me too weak from the pleasure to stand up anymore. She stood up and looked down at me, still smiling and still with my cum trickling down her beautiful face. She was obviously pleased with the results of the tied up blowjob, and so was I.

“You’ve made a huge mess,” she said. “I’m going to take a shower, now. I hope you can figure out a way to untie yourself.” And just like that, she walked out the bedroom door and left me there.

tied up blowjob by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 4, 2022

It Blows 

Means absolutely terrible

Kid: Hey hows your football team

Other Kid: it blows

It Blows by Flopomaniac August 23, 2011

Cincinnati blowfish 

Cincinnati blowfish occurs when a woman gives a man a rim job, vice versa, and he/she farts in the mouth thus puffing up the cheeks.

Nick was giving a rim job to Veronica Vaughn and she farted in his mouth. He yelled "you just gave me the dirtiest cincinnati blowfish i have ever had". (He tasted shit for a week).

Cincinnati blowfish by The boyz at STEIN. April 4, 2010

blowjob hair 

Hair cut or arranged in such a way as not to obstruct the view of “the action;” especially, a woman with hair cut too short to possibly fall over her face.

The silent film star Louise Brooks would be a good example of “blowjob hair.”

blowjob hair by Fritzo May 30, 2006

blowjob eyes 

A girl, or indeed a guy, who has eyes that, from the level of your navel, stare up into yours and see into your soul. They seem to absorb your whole being and whisper "Feed me cock."

They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.

When seeking the pleasures of a blowie, always look at the eyes and lips of your target. Don't worry if they're a whale, they'll be less hurt when you bail. Remember, for the best blowies, find a girl whose eyes capture you. Those are the blowjob eyes.

blowjob eyes by jameswoodywoods November 26, 2011

whistle-blower

A concious, responsible citizen, who reports about the commited crime to the court or procuracy.
Someone, who initiates an investigation, law-enforcement agencies' information provider

Many acts of corruption are discovered thanks to denouncements from whistleblowers. However, frequently whistleblowers suffer retaliations.

whistle-blower by Bellechka October 28, 2004