by Louisiana Tiger December 26, 2019
Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.
" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
by armyowalgreens April 26, 2010
by stonerboner September 30, 2007
A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.
A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.
A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.
She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.
by C.S. Me June 14, 2007
by Light Joker October 08, 2006
by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019
Wet from the back -
1. A gayboy has been bumming, and he has got a wet mark at the back of his trousers/shorts/etc. where he has been bummed.
2. A gayboy bums another gayboy. He gets wet FROM the back, because it is the gayboy he was bumming's back that got him wet. He has a mark like he has pissed himself for ages.
1. A gayboy has been bumming, and he has got a wet mark at the back of his trousers/shorts/etc. where he has been bummed.
2. A gayboy bums another gayboy. He gets wet FROM the back, because it is the gayboy he was bumming's back that got him wet. He has a mark like he has pissed himself for ages.
1.OMG! Look at that! lol! Max is wet from the back!
2. Max, have you pissed yourself, or are you wet from the back?
2. Max, have you pissed yourself, or are you wet from the back?
by Joe April 23, 2005