Runny Nose

Chlamydia.
When your penis is runny.

Last week I banged some chick from the bar and now I got the runny nose...

by Billyray26 December 14, 2020

Carly noise

A noise made that you can not physically make again or a high pitched squealing noise

Girl 1 *weird noise*
Girl 2 "What was that"
Girl 1 "i think it was a Carly noise"

by Lily32630 December 14, 2020

Antarctic Nose Bag

When you take a child bag them in a Walmart bag, refrigerate them for 3 weeks then to stick their nose up your butt for 1 hour. Then to send them to your uncle’s house

Hey bro have you tried giving your cousin the Antarctic nose bag yet??

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Nilda Noise

When you mispronounce "Nilla Wafers" as "Nilda Wafers" and chew them really loudly in someone's ear without keeping your mouth closed while you chew.

My mom has an issue where she struggles to pronounce classic cookie names and is now just creating Nilda Noise so I have to leave the room to do my work.

by HydroxLover January 6, 2021

Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Tenured nose

When she is trying to give her you head but your cock hits her nose and bends it in half

I accidentally gave her a tenured nose

by Arby’s got no meat February 17, 2021