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Memory Hostage

The practice of threatening your mind with an unpleasant memory to force it to produce information you can't recall.

While other memory techniques require practice and discipline, using Memory Hostage only requires a willingness to remember your most unpleasant experiences in great detail.
Rupert squinted slightly as he willed his memory to serve him through an inner Memory Hostage monologue. "Come on you bastard... give me my wife's birth date. Give me the date or I'll remember what my stepfather looked like naked while he had a moustache..."
by CatNumberFour March 21, 2026
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Puppy Hose

A shower attachment that is used to douche the rectum before anal sex for cleanliness.
My boyfriend always uses his “puppy hose” before he comes over to spend the night, just in case we are in the mood to have sex.
by Drink_Up_Boys March 26, 2026
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love hospital, caution enter at your own risk

a subgaernre of dead dove do not eat, that focuses on gory or violent content with bitter sweet shipping.
Usually containing focus on themes like cannibalism, necrophilia, and medical/surgery fetish, ect.
this follows dead dove trope's but with heavy focus on gore or violence...

this term was coined by X user @candy_cigzz on jun 19'th 2025
love hospital, caution enter at your own risk, is a fanfiction genre
by Alcoholic rat June 19, 2025
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Big Hoss

A mind-numbingly large number coined by googologist Johnathan Bowers equal to {100, 100(1)/2} in BEAF.

Sadly, this number is ill-defined as BEAF isn't formalized past tetrational arrays.

It was named after the nickname that Bowers called his late grandpa.
Person 1: What's the biggest number you can think of?

Person 2: Big Hoss!
Person 1: That's ill-defined, idiot.

Heavy Weapons Guy: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.
by eighteen18XVIII July 9, 2025
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Restaurant Host

A restaurant host has quite the responsibility. If you answer the questions correctly, hosting will be your calling.
by Hatima August 9, 2025
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Cervarian Hospice

A toilet paper bedding between the shaft of your penis and the porcelain toilet constructed of toilet paper. This function prevents the tip of you penis from touching the inside of the bowl. However only little pussys worry of such securities, hence the reference to a cervix. The Hospice brings the full term together by suggesting there are multiple locations available to rest between travels.
My dick is not touching the pail, I cushioned my junk with a Cervarian Hospice.
by GregfromtheCommittee October 3, 2025
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A hostage situation

That I did not create. You CHOSE a hostage situation. You chose the dystopian harassment for ME even if it is only happening to me (which it isn't and if the impact has lessened that's another thing for which I'm not being given credit) you CHOSE that and now YOU WANT ME to chose... The thing YOU want to happen. You want me to chose to walk away emptyhanded without you having to interact with me and then never retaliate for the rest of my life. DO I OWE YOU A FAVOR, BITCH!? ARE WE FRIENDS!? WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!? Do you want me to drive your pregnant wife to the hospital for you too? You need a babysitter? How about a foot-rub? That is how HE thinks at a fundamental level! I'm here to serve him and when he steals from me, I also need to make the choices he wants me to make. I'm his servant! That's what it is. I'm doing this guy favors because I owe him something. I either murder kids are his discretion or he locks me up for an "unsanctioned child murder." You got the SANCTIONED ones where he orders a drone strike on you house and then you go the UNSANCTIONED ones where they steal a guys dissertation and that guy stabs a little girl to death in a gas station because what, are you never going to bring your kids to a gas station? THAT is one of the unsanctioned one. So HERE I got to make an appeal to get my child murder sanction by the government.
Hym "And the appeals process is a NIGHTMARE because they just bark the things you say back at you like a parrot. You almost need to carry crackers around I your pocket. And we are just best friends all of us. But usually to get sanctioned you need to get fired explicitly for murder but I just designed the AI they are going to use to make your lives dystopian nightmares. And really it's racist! If I was a JEW... HE WOULD HAND ME THE GUN AND PAT ME ON THE BACK! And then he would GIVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS for the inconvenience of making me have to walk a couple of steps to grab the money from them. It really is absurd. It's almost unbelievable that a hostage situation doesn't work on the Jews! You'd think the would just be like 'Oh god no! Please! Take my kids instead! Here! Here are the keys to my house and car! Don't forget my wallet sir!' Heheheh... JooOooOoooOoos!"
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
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