marinating the liver 

A synonym for drinking. Could be used just for fun, or as a more passive way of telling you friends and family you're an alcoholic.

Mom - so what did you do last night
You - stayed in, marinated the liver
Mom - you shouldn't eat so much red meat

Friend - what are you up to right now
You - just marinating the liver
Friend - dude, it's noon on a Wednesday...

marinating the liver by THE Rocketmanrc May 1, 2010

Marijuanikah 

When you think you only have enough pot left for one round, but it lasts for 2 or more smoke sessions.

noun

Related to the miracle of Hanukkah: According to tradition, when the Jews entered the Holy Temple, they discovered that the Greco-Syrians had defiled the oil which was used to Temple's menorah. Only one vat of purified oil remained - enough for only one day. It would take the Jews a week to process more purified oil. Then a miracle occurred. The Maccabees lit the menorah and it burned for not one, but eight days, by which time the new, purified oil was ready. This is why the Hanukkah Menorah has eight candles and one reason why Jews celebrate Hanukkah for eight days.

Despite my AC breaking and being super low on weed, I celebrated Marijuanikah and it helped me get thru the next 2 hot evenings, until the AC guys came the next morning.

It feels like Xmas everytime I celebrate marijuanikah.

Marijuanikah by El Jeffle June 28, 2010

marijuanaisms 

The technical terms required to understand ancient plant cannabis, referred to as marijuana in common modern English and law. There is currently a grassroots movement spearheaded by a secret society within the cannabis culture to forward this mission.

I got a test on IM tonight. I'm studying for Marijuanaisms 101. Then I have to go ALL the way across campus to facebook for Medical Marijuanazation and my cloning final. fml.

marijuanaisms by Shannonisms February 19, 2011

Marijuanasorus 

A Jurassic period herbivore, looking similar to the Brachiosaurus only with a shorter neck and a distinct red yellow and green stripe. Another characteristic is their form of vocalization resembles a crude coughing or hacking sound.

Oh wow that Marijuanasorus sure was a fat mutha fucka.

Marijuanasorus by Bailsworth June 14, 2011

Marissa Hukill 

A very attractive girl. She is beautiful, funny, nice, cute, hot, and has a huge heart.

Look at that Marissa Hukill, she is one fine chick.

Marissa Hukill by Stout01 June 16, 2011

Mario Sis. 

A girl so enormously in love with the Mario Bros. that she would do anything to be adopted.

Mario Sis.: Hi Luigi, can I be your little sister?

Luigi: I'll have to check with Mario Mario first, cause I'm nothing but a lame sidekick that can't really make my own decisions.

Mario: Well you can be a Mario Sis. if you show us how to kick Bowsers ass once and for all.

Mario Sis. by BurgerMaria June 22, 2011

marijuHannah 

this is the proper way to adress someone with the name Hannah when they are smoking and / or high from marijuana, or while they are in the presents of marijuana.

or if your watching that Hanna movie and you have smoked and / or are high then you are watching marijuHanna.

marijuHannah will you pass the marijuana.

Hannah smoke this marijuHannah!

marijuHannah how high are you?

last night, my buddies and i all watch that new movie, marijuHanna.

marijuHannah by Sir Thaddeus Hanes Tokerson October 25, 2011