The Sock Method

The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.

To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.

Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.

by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025

Skeet sock

When you have sexual relations with a sock

I just got done having sex with my skeet sock!

by Smiley the god June 25, 2019

Sock

An insult adopted by Heriot-Watt Chemistry students after a typo in a groupchat

"Jay you sick sock"
"I'll throw socks at you"

by Ajaf August 11, 2017

Socking

The mix between sounding and docking at the same time.

Did you hear about those two guys socking?!

by Crusadies October 7, 2022

Sock picker

Someone who picks the lint off people's socks

Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.

by Sparklysnail November 12, 2016

socks knocked off

someone getting hit so hard, their clothes come flying off, to their briefs

We LITERALLY see someone get they socks knocked off

by Lowcap September 14, 2022

sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.

"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"

by taylxxr October 30, 2021