botti fish 

A flamingly gay man who is so gay they should be flying around on pink glittery wings that leave a rainbow trail.

That nurse is such a botti fish ...he's probably the first one in line to give the male patients sponge baths.

botti fish by The Irate EMT September 14, 2010

Big-fish-little-fish 

A manoeuvre performed when you're on a roundabout and a large vehicle (van/lorry) blocks your vision. When it pulls out onto the roundabout, you pull out alongside it, even if you cannot see the traffic on the other side. Called 'big fish little fish' because it looks like a little fish swimming by a big fish in the sea.

Dad: I can't see a damn thing round this lorry

Me: Dont worry, just do the big-fish-little-fish

Big-fish-little-fish by Georgieeeeeee October 6, 2013

crazier than a fish with tits 

Insanely Crazy

"Dat bitch who fucked tha dog, she crazier than a fish with tits"

crazier than a fish with tits by datguhcasey March 9, 2009

White Fish

Used Tampons or Pads Floating in a Usually Clogged Toilet

Damn Toilet is Clogged by White Fish again!

White Fish by Mac November 17, 2003

dead fish 

A limp, lifeless handshake.

People in the business community will have no respect for you if you hand them the dead fish.

dead fish by freewill December 16, 2011

Clever Fish Syndrome 

A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.

"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."

"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"

Clever Fish Syndrome by Lindley July 4, 2006

Puffer Fish 

The act of placing one's mouth on an uncircumcised penis and blowing air into the space between the glans and the foreskin causing it to quickly "puff out" like a puffer fish.

Two things were remarkable when I posed the idea of the "puffer fish" to my girlfriend: First, that she was not only willing, but downright excited to do so. Second, it worked even better that I had hypothesized, and it felt AWESOME.

Puffer Fish by Steve Turbo(the original) February 18, 2010