let loose the man juice 

a saying for when you either jack off and cum or is about to jack off and cum.

When I was walking home from school and I didnt jerk off for like seven days I thought to myself, I cant wait to "let loose the man juice" when I get home.

let loose the man juice by pimp daddy dollars March 12, 2005

The Martha Jones Effect 

The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.

Example #1

“I hate Martha Jones so much!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”

Example #2

“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”

“Why?”

“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”

“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”

The Martha Jones Effect by flashwildecard January 3, 2014

clash of the indian jews

when a indian and a skinny jew fight by bitch slapping each other on field day.
Once the indian slaps the shit out of the jew, they have hardcore make up sex and procced to do an indian tribal shit.

Mordecai: shalom good friend, yesterday me and abheer made a clash of the indian jews on our field day.

clash of the indian jews by the indian shitter June 18, 2013

take off the damn jacket 

A statement made to ex highschool jocks who still wear their old football jackets and act like they're 17, when they're 22.

He's so highschool
Yah he really needs to take off the damn jacket

take off the damn jacket by CJNM March 14, 2007

the end justifies the means 

Morally wrong actions are sometimes necessary to achieve morally right outcomes.

torturing prisoners to save millions of citizen lives, so the end justifies the means

the end justifies the means by Heffer101 May 9, 2007

The Caribbean Jerk 

Sexual activity which begins doggy style, at this point the male inserts his entire hand into the female's anus. He then proceeds to grip his own penis and jerk himself off.

"Hey I know how I like it, but I still want to have sex with you, mind if we just do the Caribbean Jerk?"

The Caribbean Jerk by bellirex May 11, 2013

the chosen juan 

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

the chosen juan by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017