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southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017
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the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face
She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant
by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017
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hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit
by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017
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the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018
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west texas special

When a cowboy has sex with any relative, animal or of the same sex.

The cowboy is usually named Blake or something similar.
Hey cousin Tom how would you like to join me in the barn for a west texas special. The sheep are looking mighty pretty these days.
by Huckleberry75025 May 11, 2018
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Southwest Texas

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.
Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.
by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018
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Plano Texas

This Is the home of the 3 Highschools in one city, based on my Favorite porn of 2 girls one cup, but it is much worse considering how bad we are at sports versus how good we could be. West people are more wealthy and do mad drugs, East is poor and does drugs, and central is becoming ghetto as well. Plano Texas is a booming city with Toyota headquarters and stonebriar mall, RIP COLLIN CREEK.
Yo bro what school is the best in Plano Texas? “Definitely Central because they have the best drug hookups.”
by CoochieObtainer May 30, 2019
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