Shrek is love, Shrek is life

It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)

Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"

Person "um... Yah....."

Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"

Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre

It's never ogre

Shrek is love, Shrek is life by itsmebitch June 21, 2016

The Circle of LIfe

1. When you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she's in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. When it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama!"

Larry: I think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things.

Steve: Those are gay, me and my wife are doing The Circle of Life.

Larry: So simple, yet so badass.

The Circle of LIfe by DBelinky March 25, 2010

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POG LIFE

Living the military life as a POG(personnel other than grunts) to the fullest. Meaning never being sober during the duty day and never show up on time for formation. Every time the high speeds are looking for volunteers for details, POG life is personified to the fullest by shamming in anyway possible. If your not drinking or smoking spice during the duty hours, you are not bringing the full POG life potential. The POG is not a hardcore death machine and the POGs that have embraced the POG life understand. POG

POG 1: I hope those motherfuckers love empty magazines cuz i shammed the shit out of that ammo detail
POG 2: Bra, i probably shouldn't be this drunk at the range
POG 3: POG LIFE HOOAH!

POG LIFE by POG4LIFE November 9, 2010

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quarter life crisis

The psychological strain that is encountered on one's 25th birthday. Subject often realizes that he/she has lived a quarter century and still hasn't done anything consequential.

I think Roger is going through a quarter life crisis. He's been talking about going back to college so he can actually get a real job someday.

quarter life crisis by pythonspam May 13, 2004