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crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.
Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.
by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023
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chotch

Chotch is a combination between douchbag and b*tch. It can be used in an offensive or non-offensive manner, in the same way that douchbag and b*tch can be used different ways.
“Don’t be a chotch.” “You’re a whole chotch and a half.” “Chotch! You can do anything you want!” “All the guys you’ve dated are chotches.” “He ghosted you?! What a chotch!” “*gasp* you chotch!”
by Kathryn O. Lobotomy November 4, 2023
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Carotch

I have an advanced carotch, where when I have to pee, I can press a button to automatically open the carotch door in such that my penis is positioned perfectly to pee with no hands, & then I can repeatedly press it without less it actually close to shake off the pee, & then I can let it close & it will stuff my penis back in on its own. So I don't even have to wash my hands when I go pee. It even has a back door for when I have to go poop!
by Definitively Cool November 16, 2023
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Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
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Cronch

A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.
"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."
by CronchMaster3000 September 13, 2024
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Croach

Croach is the act of something being exasperating, suspicious, or exciting. Can also be used as croaching.
What the croach? You are not croaching right now.
by CrotchHog2009 November 26, 2024
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Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"
1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches
by stocktonslap February 7, 2024
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