Croach 

A funny way to say cockroach.Also known as croachys :D

Oh no!A croach came out from under that trashcan!

Croach by Donovan619 April 19, 2009

croach 

the heavy paper at the end of a marijuana blunt.

"Yo, croach that blizzy, no scoobies on the tongue."

croach by boyWunder March 27, 2010

croach 

the end of a Marijuana vape cart

my cart is about to be a croach

croach by daradane July 18, 2022

Croach 

A croach is a mix of both a cricket and a roach.

Cricket - Annoying and Unnecessary
Roach - Nasty

“You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty”
“Croach ass b*tch”

Croach by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019

Croach 

Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.

Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".

1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"

Croach by ekul May 25, 2004

croach 

someone of complete coaching power, they are the best coach there is

"today at practice croach was so awesome, she's the best croach i've ever had"

"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"

croach by CROACH April 3, 2009

Croach 

Croach is the act of something being exasperating, suspicious, or exciting. Can also be used as croaching.

What the croach? You are not croaching right now.

Croach by CrotchHog2009 November 26, 2024