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Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
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Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.
Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.
by QuacksO January 4, 2017
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Summit Law

The ancient art of worshipping summit1g these texts are written and stored on sacred grounds Shaq protects these with his life and is devoted in the religion of summit.
sax- "Summit lives in cali right?"

shaq- "he lives in Colorado you don't even know the summit law...."
by Sax#9999 December 1, 2019
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Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.
Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.
by fxlesaint December 2, 2019
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Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »
by Canadiah December 12, 2019
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Scald Law

Scald Law, a hill in Scotland. Generally known for cottaging and light BDSM enthusiasts.
As I walked up Scald Law I was pleased to see Jacob and Ross were here already.
by Colon-ick December 15, 2019
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Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.
Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>
by Godddoghot December 25, 2019
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