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Blue Crayoned 

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.
Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.
Blue Crayoned by gmfg November 9, 2011

Free Crayon 

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.
Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

grab my crayons

a term used, when stating something very simple or that needs very little explanation is still not understood. an act of explaining it with pictures and diagrams drawn with crayons like you would do when teaching a child.
person 1 no i don't want to go out, i can't afford it and i'll will want to get absolutely smashed and it's my mums birthday tomorrow..
Person 2 "so? why? what's the problem?
Person 1 "right hold on till i grab my crayons and explain this to you in a way you will understand"
grab my crayons by hipityhopity October 12, 2013

50 Shades of Cray 

When someone is into some freak-ass shit. And we're not talking bout B&D shit....
"Aye yo, that girl Bianca wants me to fuck her in a bunny suit while both our parents watch"

"Dude, that bitch is 50 shades of cray"

Crazytown 

A most original and talented band instrumentally. Their one hit "Butterfly" probably has the best guitar and bassline I've heard in music since...ever. They really knew what they were doing with that song and it's a shock that they aren't around anymore.
Crazytown took every note of their most glorious hit from the song Pretty Little Ditty by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and then didn't even spell the name right in their cd slip.
Crazytown by Sean March 16, 2005

crazygirllygirl 

an fnaf, eddsworld, tboi fan that loves a blue colored bear and draws stuff really nicely
shes spongebob
Boy 1: "Hey did you hear of crazygirllygirl?"
Boy 2: "ok"
crazygirllygirl by BiteIsMe October 20, 2020