Box-whore

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies. They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and coagulate gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.

I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.

by J-Meister December 1, 2003

box day

The first warm day after a cold spell. All of the hot boxes will be out in their sluttiest attire, walking around, or sunbathing. Most will be donating free anal blowjobs in celebration of the glorious day.

I was walking down the street and this box set pulled me to the side on Box Day and domed me off like there was no tomorrow. Hooray for good weather!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

jungle-box

An untrimmed patch of pubic hair on a man or woman.

Lisa said that Carlos rarely does any manscaping down-there. And that he has a huge jungle-box.

by Brandon H. April 21, 2006

Box In Face

You get a "box" put up against your face

You go to the strippers and tip them a twenty and get some Box In Face!!!!

by Box In Face August 18, 2008

Douche Box

(1) A car packed full with douche bags

or

(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.

(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"

(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."

by SakeMonke November 21, 2007

noob box

A person with a origional xbox.

I have a gamecube and you are stuck with a noob box.

by hydrocrush March 10, 2007

Juice Box

urinating in a girls vagina and sucking it out

we were playing truth or dare and chrispy admitted he juiceboxed some girl

by mike February 18, 2004