Throat Burger

A throat burger is when a dude puts his penis down a girl’s throat and splooges so hard for so long that the amount of cum could be accumulated and turned into a double patty extra cheese burger

“Babe, I choked so hard on your throat burger I could have died”

by FeetDeertoes June 18, 2018

Daddy Burger

The classic country burger at Big Al's. It can only be cooked by one man — Daddy Nick.

I went to Big Al's last night and ordered a Daddy Burger. Gosh! It's the best burger in town! (said while licking your chops)

by daddycoconut September 26, 2018

Fat burger

Any greasy delicious burger containing two or more patties (from any restaurant or greasy spoon) is considered a fat burger.
The Best way to describe this guilty pleasure, a depiction of self loathing for falling in its delicious trap.

Man, im hungry! Lets go get some fat burgers.
Time to lay off the fat burgers.

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Turkey Burbler

tur-key bur-bler

noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.

Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?

by amydawn187 January 20, 2019

Zinga-Burger

Alcohol and energy drinks mixed together which is thought to cause the same effects as cocaine (e.g. vodka and a can on monster mixed)

“Hey dude what drink do you want me to buy you?”
“I’ll have a can of monster”
“Is that it? That’s not going to get you fucked”
“Nah mate I’m going to mix it for a zinga-burger”

by Justalilprick February 7, 2019

Elk-Bugle

A form of bestiality where one person will get bored of riding their mount and will instead strap themselves under their mount and fellate the animal while encouraging the mount to continue running.

"Gee I guess Ani must be tired of riding, shes blowing the ol elk-bugle."

by drgoofy February 8, 2019

friendship burger

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.

Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019