Transformers 2

The triumph of hope over experience.

People went to see Transformers 2 hoping it would take them back to their "glory days" when they watched the cartoon. Alas, Michael Bay is still a shitty director and the franchise is an insult to anyone who remembers their childhood with any fondness.

Transformers 2 by JustAnotherGuy October 4, 2012

May 2

You are lucky and your friends are lucky to have you and your friends give you a hug for 10 seconds

May 2 all ready

May 2 by Charli D’Amelio fan#1 January 16, 2020

June 2 

Get a gf/bf

Go out and get yo self a boo!

Girl: hey what day is it?
Boy: June 2, why?
Girl: it’s get a gf/bf day so I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?

June 2 by Love panda 0356 June 2, 2021

action quake 2

Modification of Quake 2; precursor of the modern-day tactical realism shooter

action quake 2 by Anonymous May 20, 2003

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Sexmachine 2.0 

Like sexmachine 1.0, but taken to the next level. A name applied to people who deserve not only to be held in the highest regard, but worshipped for things such as mysteriously-colored body hair, fear of witnessing or partaking in anything that Jesus wouldn't have done unless seriously under the influence of chemicals, luscious thighs, and/or the ability to make exceedingly odd (but sexually arousing) noises when shut in a box and poked with a stick. Usually used to describe males (by either gender).

1)Who cares about Sexmachine 1.0? He became obsolete for his various faults (such as being totally boring)! Sexmachine 2.0 totally owns his ass.

2)That sassy, russet-haired lad is a total Sexmachine 2.0. His visage pervades my every thought, dream, and fantasy.

3)I get so flipping horny every time I see Sexmachine 2.0 do his vulture routine.

Sexmachine 2.0 by Secretly Female November 22, 2006

Fashionista.2 

This is the best club on a site called stardoll, with nearly 3000 members+ it is the second version of the loved club fashionista. Fashionista was deleted on the 27/08/2010 ,upsetting many members but we found ourselves in fashionista.2 even though the club split. Fa.2 is growing by the day and soon we will reclaim the top spot again! We have had good and bad moments but I hope we will remain friends in our time on stardoll, I have much love for the club and we are all awesomee ~Missalecia.x

Person1: Gosh I hate arguements in clubs, oh and club rivalry
Person2: Um well join fashionista.2 DURR It's the best club on stardoll with an awesome owner, awesome managers and awesome members ;)

Fashionista.2 by Missalecia.x September 26, 2010