Bianca Zipper

The feminine form of Benjamin Button. Otherwise known as a woman who aging in reverse.

Becky: Oh em gee, is that a leather top? Ugh, why is she slutting it up so much these days?

Vanessa: Chill the fuck out, Rebecca. She didn't get this opportunity at 19. She's a Bianca Zipper.

by nocharge May 15, 2023

zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018

Zipper Down

The phrase that should be said if someone is getting too excited.

"Come on, dude. Zipper down just a little bit.' Don't take shit so seriously. Let it hang out"

by peter ilyevich February 26, 2020

zipper poper

when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load

I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.

by pwnmaster69 May 5, 2009

Zipper Breaker

the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape

yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!

by gunkemperor49 July 16, 2024

zipper chaser

A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.

"Jesse, after we get drinks let's hang by the restroom. Oh Chris, you're such a zipper chaser."

by Rio Jonz January 13, 2019

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024