cutting yourself

a person who inflicts injury on oneself. should be taken seriously. not everyone does it for attention, although many have considered it a "fad" and have associated it with emo music. although, there are everyday people who take part in it as a way to relieve stress, anger, the feeling of loss or any other sort of depression. some do it because of failure, low self esteem, problems at home and other serious occurances. cutting too deep can cause serious problems. teachers, parents, friends and many other people take it seriously and try to get you help. most grow out of it after coming into realization, or seeking other alternatives. cutting yourself can become an addiction and often gets out of control. remember, you have the scars to deal with for the rest of your life.

the best beggining alternative to cutting yourself, i found, is snapping a rubber band on my wrist or upper arm when i felt tense.

by all*against*exxon August 30, 2008

go fuck yourself

A command for someone to get lost (especially from the person that says it), usually as a result of extreme annoyance. Literally it means for them to masturbate themselves, so they aren't inclined to harrass and receive sexual pleasure from the person they are annoying. It's more stinging than "fuck off" because it implies that they could not or should not find anyone else to have sex with, so they need to use the self-manipulation.

"lol, looks like i beat you at WoW again..." "go fuck yourself"

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

blow yourself

The act of putting you own oral orphice on your own genitals and sucking Passionately.

Man 1: you sir can go blow yourself
Man 2: hmmm thats quite interesting. I might have to try putting my oral orphice on my own genitals, the wife never does.

by king $hittalk September 20, 2016

break yourself

Slang. Pronounced "break yo'self."
1.Warning someone to run or sbmit to power, usually followed by the busting of caps.

"What'd you say about my mama? You bettah break yo'self!"

by Kody Schafer November 18, 2003

go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

be yourself

when you're unsure of yourself or under pier pressure = be yourself.

when in doubt, don't shut the fuck up. you be yourself and might get a piece of ass later on.

by That other kid May 22, 2007

playing with yourself

the act of playing with your genital organs in order to get pleasure

If I see you playing with yourself I'll get all turned up.

by hazelkid September 19, 2006