wall puncher

A person with who consistently acts like a retard

God, Jack is getting on my nerves again. He's a total wall puncher

by jonaaibosk October 26, 2013

wall whore

someone who makes a lot of facebook wall posts just so that a lot of people will post on their wall back, therefore giving the illusion that they have friends

Wolfgang: Megan you are such a wall whore, you posted on like two dozen peoples walls today and all you said was "hey whats up."
Megan: Oh, ok. What is the DEHHHHT today?

by Wolfgang Klein November 18, 2006

wall-person

A person who lacks the ability to hold a conversation (most commonly in texting or online). These one-dimensional people use emotionless phrases such as, "okay," "haha," and "yeah," forcing any attempt at conversation to hit rock bottom, thus appearing as though you are talking to a wall.

Jake: Are you going to that party tonight?! :D
Lindsey: Yeah
Jake: Okay sweet! Let's get plastered! :)
Lindsey: Haha
Jake: We can be pong partners..?
Lindsey: Okay
Jake: So..
Lindsey: Yeah

Tom: Any progress with Lindsey?
Jake: Nah, she's being a wall-person again.

by Maaaason January 16, 2011

Wall Bombing

The act of posting a humorous, lude, vulgar, inappropriate, or disgusting message on a person's Facebook wall. In many cases these postings can be inside jokes between friends or a way to call them out in the public about a past event that happened IRL In Real Life. Wall Bombing has also been used to gather attention of other users to further glorify or exemplify this hilarity that has been displayed for everyone to read. Many wall bombers are notorious for facebook stalking.

Wall Posting on Chris' FB Account
In reference to a 22 year old having sex with a 54 year old woman.

Tommy: "54 is the new 22."
Allen: "Tiger cubs must hunt what they can. It is a crucial developmental skill that must be honed and sharpened. Pounce young cub.....pounce!!"
Brent: "Wounded antelope, or elderly antelope?"

Chris: "Man, I was just a victim of all that wall bombing, jesus christ thank God no one else can figure this one out."

by 1nf4m0us January 23, 2009

wall papering the closet

to make hot, intesnse, sinful love in a location out of the ordinary.

Me and Judith were wall papering the closet in her brothers treehouse when her dad caught us.

by ryanwvfan September 28, 2010

Wall Street sandwich

When the person at the counter hands back a credit card in between the two receipts.

All you have to do to make a Wall Street sandwich is take the sale receipt from the register, put the credit card on top of it and put the credit receipt on top of the card.

I'll bet Martha Stewart can't make a Wall Street sandwich.

by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017