Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.
2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.
2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.
Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.
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