Velociplocity

Dangerously odd couples

really tall girl, really short guy; really fat girl, really skinny guy; sexy young blonde, old saggy bald guy; etc.

by Brandeigh December 28, 2002

Velocd

Inept at running, but refuses to believe so.

'Let me on you're running team! I'm Velocd!!'

'Exactly.'

by Solace D January 14, 2004

Velocitunity

The listening enhancement some songs achieve when heard in a fast moving vehicle.

"Radar Love" probably benefits more from velocitunity than any other single song.

by Tim O'Kane March 22, 2008

velocodouche

A payout

Dude, that guy's a velocodouche

by Ninja is so cool October 23, 2008

velocadouche

A velocadouche is essentially just a bigger version of a douche

"Nah Dez is no douche ... he is a velocadouche"

by Yannbo February 2, 2010

Velocistamos

Referring to a half velociraptor half "Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived" John Stamos, otherwise known as the Most dazzling creature to ever roam the Earth.

Oh dear god the raptor fences are down, lets just pray we dont run into a velocistamos for if we do he will swoon us with his devilish charm...then eat us.

by JLAT March 19, 2011

velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

by rwrecks September 10, 2015