Tyster

(ti-ster) an ancient and sacred name pertaining to an omnipotent being. Folk lore descriptions from multiple cultures has describe such a person as "a god among us". This person invoke instant worship and fear from locals.

Acclaimed professor Azhanzlmmn Mohieldan Giesh from M.I.T. has confirmed the existence of the Tyster in his 1974 U.N. speech in St. Etienne, France: "after extensive research my 82-man team can attest to the truth of such a being. Without question Tyster is worthy of adoration."

Scholar 1: I often wonder if legends of Hercules and Samson were based upon Tyster's legacy.

Everyone: That is a given!

by not_the_tyster2 December 2, 2009

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Mike Tyson

To fist a girl, then(orgasm optional), bite a chunk of her ear.

Chad gave Chloe a Mike Tyson, after which, she could not hear.

by d8e21w89 September 16, 2006

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tyseer

A really really hot Arab guy that gets all the ladies and everyone loves and is not a nerd also is a roblox player.

Look there’s a tyseer don’t be loud or it will run.

by Verysmartrobloxplayer69 May 2, 2018

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Mike Tyson Punchout

A form of fellaccio. When a man punches a bitch in the mouth hard enough to knock-out her upper and lower front teeth and makes her give him a bloody gummy-job.

This chick wanted to experience the Mike Tyson Punchout lastnight, so I knocked out her teeth and she gave me the best gummy-job ever! Bad thing is she got blood all over my clothes - but the dentist says he can fix her teeth!

by LittleMac September 4, 2009

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Tyson

Tyson, also known as Butt Pirate or T-Money, has the hugest cock ever and strokes it every day and every night to hentai. Also loves the lord Jesus Christ.

Person 1:hey do you hear who Tyson is?
Person 2:No but he sounds radical.

by GayAssNigNag November 7, 2018

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