"Hey man, I went down on Dana last night and she got scared when I came back up with a Red Nelson like I was coming back from war."
by Tard Ferguson July 1, 2019

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
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A sexual act that involves ordering cinnastix from Dominos® and ejaculating in the icing cup before serving it to your friends, unbeknownst to them.
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