2 definitions by Gorman 1st floor

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

A drink of mixed rum favored by the poor and college students

"When you mix Ron Roberto and Admiral Nelson's, you get... the Ron Nelson."