2 definitions by Gorman 1st floor

road muffin

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

by Gorman 1st floor May 17, 2008

Ron Nelson

A drink of mixed rum favored by the poor and college students

"When you mix Ron Roberto and Admiral Nelson's, you get... the Ron Nelson."

by Gorman 1st floor May 17, 2008