Jabba The Hut, I Mean Ted Kennedy, leads an organization of criminals and does weird, twisted things deep within a heavily guarded compound.
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The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.
by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 1, 2005
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He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
He wants to tax our pants off and give the money to guys of color, Mexicans, and poofters. Also to soccer moms so they can have abortions.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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2. Murder
3. Reason why MASS should not have a Senator
4. Back stabbing piece of shit! Ask Bill Clinton.
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2. Murder
3. Reason why MASS should not have a Senator
4. Back stabbing piece of shit! Ask Bill Clinton.
5. One of the world's worst drivers.
6. Good swimmer
Liberal: Ted Kennedy was voted one of the nicest senators!
Conservative: I know, I hear he is so nice he loves to give staffers rides home after parties.
Conservative: I know, I hear he is so nice he loves to give staffers rides home after parties.
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Your proposed solution to all of the world's problems would leave everybody who isn't a white middle-aged man with a steady job to fend for themselves. Put away the TED-talk voice and go do the math, you pretentious fuck!
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Get the TED-talk voice mug.Liberal cartoonist and writer for the Universal Press Syndicate. Grew infamous with conservatives for his criticism of the late Pat Tillman and Ronald Reagan. Appeared on several interviews with Hannity and Colmes and Bill O' Reilly FOX news.
His cartoons appear 3 times a week and his columns appear once a week.
Books include: To Afghanistan and Back, 2024, My War With Brian, and Wake Up You Are a Liberal!
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His cartoons appear 3 times a week and his columns appear once a week.
Books include: To Afghanistan and Back, 2024, My War With Brian, and Wake Up You Are a Liberal!
URL: www.tedrall.com
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