Steining

the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass

Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants

Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask

Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp

by Parnarsus October 31, 2013

'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.

After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

strapping

To wear a strap on dildo under your street clothes.

The bulge in her pants advertsed to all that the sexy bold dyke was strapping and ready for action.

by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014

Training Wheels

(noun): Friends to put your arms around for balance when you are too drunk to walk.

Steve was so wasted last night, he needed training wheels to get out of the bar.

by Noctrl May 26, 2006

girlfriend in training

A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.

Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.

by FridgeRaider May 29, 2004

Paladin Training

Training that every Paladin trainee must undergo in order to achieve Paladin status. It is the most intense training ever developed. Training that Luis uses in order to become one of the most powerful and rugged beings known to man or beast.

Billy: Luis, how did you become so strong and so rugged.
Luis: Paladin training.... yeaaahhh! FUCK EM UUUUUUP!!!!

by Nicholas Piper AKA Lord Biron October 9, 2008

Stranding

A sexual act that involves any gender combination of three participants. It requires the middle partner, the designated "Strand", to strap on two dildos (only if female) and align one in the basic front position and the other hanging off their ass. The "Strand then proceeds to fuck both participants doggystyle with alternating thrusts. This move is usually employed by gingers.

deryk, " did you hear alex went stranding last night?"

houstan, " good for him"

Deryk," He was the designated strand"

by the1savior January 14, 2011