Stinky Steve

A kid that doesn’t shower and smells like shit and has a ton of dick cheese

“What smells so bad”
“Oh that’s just Stinky Steve he always stanks”

by EatDatPussy554 February 1, 2020

Steve

1. Best guy in the world
2. Sweet, cute, smart, nice, talented, amazing, K o G
3. One who knows how to make others smile

I feel like the luckiest person alive, because I have a Steve by my side.

by dfnsdf kjdnfj July 8, 2011

Steve Nash

The best point guard in the NBA. Won the MVP last year and is well on his way to get it again this year.

Man did you watch the Suns beat down the Spurs last night... Steve Nash was dropping dimes left and right!

by Jason Sanders April 26, 2006

steve harvey suit

A double-breasted suit, usually in a hideous color like cream, aqua, or mustard, purchasable at fine retailers like Jimmy Jazz or VIMs. Only suitable for African American comedians that still have flat-tops.

cosby sweater :: steve harvey suit

jello pudding pops :: olde english malt liquor

by dusty oceans January 6, 2005

Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.

I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".

by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007

steven strait

Actor who plays in "The Covenant". Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Plays one of the 5 sons of Ipswich. Sex master

If only he was Steven Strait...

by tawnie :D June 17, 2008

No Steve

What you say to someone when they are good at what they do, but not as good as the best.

"NO SIR! You are definitely no Steve."

by Phylomatic October 16, 2006