Selina

Selina is one of the most amazing girls you would ever meet. She's sweet, kind, BIG pretty (no homo) and very smart. Shes short with gorgeous eyes that change color depending on lighting and has beautiful curly brown hair. Shes really funny and would eat anything lol. If you ever make friends with a Selina, never let her go because shes one of the most trustworthy friends there is who will keep your secrets and will always be there for you no matter what. She sticks up with her friends and is kinda rude when she's not in a good mood. Don't get on her bad side or she will find every bad information there is of you and use it against you or just beat the shit out of you. If you ever cross paths with a selina never let her go and treasure all good memories you have with each other. She can also be a bit secretive about her emotions but that is only because she wants to always keep people smiling and not worrying about her too much

person 1: Omg i have just met a Selina and shes so pretty and kind
person 2: No way. Selinas are the bestest friends you can have don't ever lose her!

by iykyk :) November 6, 2020

Shlinger

Somebody who is being a retard

Diego stop being such a Shlinger

by Nartel April 30, 2021

Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

Amazonian love sling

Sexy bra that you bought from Amazon.

Why don't you go put on that Amazonian love sling that I bought you.

by A. Carrington August 27, 2020

Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

spling

1. To throw something.

2. The sound made when practicing hand based magic.

Just spling it over there.

by bangbangyerdead August 9, 2019

Pine splint

Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.

Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!

by Will May 21, 2004