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Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.
by WilburWild December 3, 2010
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Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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goochilingus

Somebody who is so Gucci, they can have all the cunni in the world...
Have you seen Max's new haircut? He's such a goochilingus
by Goochilingus April 7, 2015
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