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ski instructor

pizza, pizza, french fries, flex your knees, follow me...600 dollars please
just stop by Aspen, CO and pay attention from the lift.
ski instructors available.
by SnowRider May 3, 2006
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Ski Slope

When a girl sits naked on her back with her ass to the bed's edge and her legs up in the air. The guy stands at the foot of the bed holding her legs like ski pulls and fucks her while moving her legs back and forth while going "swish, swish, swish"
John totally ski-sloped that bitch, she was a real black diamond. It was the best ski slope this week.
by 1n1 & Fun January 24, 2011
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ski mask

What the dumb people on the western side of the atlantic ocean call the garment correctly referred to as a "balaclava"
Why do I need to give an example?
by Dirge June 11, 2004
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Ski Bunny

A poser chick that dresses in the latest ski fashion that doesn't know how to ski or snowboard. You'll see her in the lodge sipping hot chocolate and never dawning her ski's or board. If you do, she falls 10 times before reaching the ski lift and ends up back in the lodge sipping hot chocolate. Ski bunnies usually move onto something else after one attempt.
Lol, look at that ski bunny all dressed up with nowhere to go. She loves that hot chocolate though...
by Mali840 October 18, 2018
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ski jump

First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by rileym September 22, 2008
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ski slope

to have a nose so long that it reseambles a ski slope.
that girl's nose is so long it looks like a ski slope.
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Ski Mask the Slump God

A pretty good rapper who started out on sound cloud. He is best known for having plenty of references to cartoons like Fairly Odd Parents, Code Name Kids Next Door, and anime such as Naruto. He will often sample his beats from these shows. He also has some of the best flows you will ever hear.
Yo have you heard that new Ski Mask the Slump God song?
by Headwall October 17, 2020
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