Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

Smethwick Shithouse

A Smethwick Shithouse is a classic breakfast cocktail which consists of half a pint of cheap Brexity Larger (Carling is ideal), mixed with half a pint of blue WKD, served in a pint glass with a cocktail umbrella and a sense of sadness . Ratios can be adjusted to taste.

The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.

Two Smethwick Shithouses please, I have a great thirst.

by Theo Saw Us January 11, 2022

Brick Shithouse

Large muscular lean adult male who appears menacing but is scared to fight

Don't be intimidated by his size he is a brick shithouse

by ibwaheemi August 15, 2022

stewie SHITHOUSE

A Stewie SHITHOUSE is a guy from Rhyl that loves moody gear. He has loads of pretend jobs but is a wind turbine painter.

That idiot looks like a Stewie SHITHOUSE

by Owens wan kenobi September 5, 2024

two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.

"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"

by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022