laptop rental service

It is a service in which the laptop is given for rent.

Indiarentalz provides a laptop rental service.
There are many of them which provide laptop rental service

by Astrophile April 2, 2021

Boston Express Taxi Service

It's a travel service not a taxi service.

I am going to use the Boston Express Taxi Service and give them a 1 star review on facebook

by notarchs March 20, 2022

Internal Revenue Service

The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).

IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...

by SubIeveI February 17, 2023

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A cool fact...

Urban Dictionary: "Definitions are subject to our terms of service and privacy policy."
User: "Cool."

by Cookieboy 2005 August 2, 2022

land of ass rape servitude

The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.

I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004

Distributed Denial of Service

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

by Downstrike December 1, 2004