Scunario

A situation in which one finds themself that is utterly filthy and so overwhelmingly badass that it deserves to be called Scunion. A situation with no other possible results or outcomes than complete and irrefutable Scunion.

Person 1: Dude, triple overtime?! Filthy scunario my friend!

Person 2: Ya, Scunario better recognize!

by Nancy Kerrigan February 2, 2009

scunk

To scunk is to SCan your jUNK. To be scunked is the TSA alternative to being gate raped.

Man, I didn't want to get gate raped at LAX, so I had to get scunked.

by ScunkMaster November 24, 2010

scrunchy mama

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.

She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.

by MysPris November 12, 2013

Scunt

/skʌnt/
noun
vulgar slang
a Scabby Cunt
a woman's scabby or crusty genitals.
a dirty-smelling, unpleasant or stupid person.
what you say when 'cunt' just won't cut it.

I asked if I could reuse the bottle she farted in, but she was being a scunt and refused.
If you like gross, fling that chic a fitty and she'll show you her scunt.
That scunt will suck your dick for a budgie.

by Justsplashin January 30, 2015

Scunderwarf

A scarf made of used underwear.

I was cold, and on a leasurely jaunt with my lady friends, and to aid my temperature driven ailment they all removed their pants, and tired their underwear into a scarf. So I was all like, "Thanks for the scunderwarf."

by Festarious The Monk December 6, 2015

Scrunchin' the munchkin

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.

I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.

by SolFrank January 14, 2016

Scunt

When you really have to call her a stupid cunt but your in a hurry.

Wife: blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!!

Husband: ok got it, running late to work scunt!!!

by Joe the garza May 29, 2016