Schnitzel

A group of small tiny pieces of things

After I got a haircut, I was covered hair schnitzels.

by anonymous January 9, 2023

emma schlitz

The absolute most best girl any guy could ever dream of having. She is always there right by your side when you need her and she is always so supportive and loving. She is the most beautiful girl on Earth and if any guy has the chance to meet her or even better to date her needs to cherish every single second because this girl will win your heart over and you won't ever be able to get her out of your mind. She can make you happy even at the darkest of times just by talking to her, you want to pick her up and hold her every time you see her and you could kiss her all night long because she is just so beautiful and amazing.

I love Emma Schlitz .

by greenbay1 October 18, 2017

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

schitzophrenic

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

by Próff April 27, 2017

doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004

Schnitzel

A word you say to convey that you are in a predicament. Basically the same thing as "in a pickle", but instead of pickle you say schnitzel.

I am in a real schnitzel right now, I can't decide whether to have schnitzel or chicken wings for dinner!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2021

Schlitzed

When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.

I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.

by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013