Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

swashed

Something that has been used and resold as is.

That urban decay naked palette is Swashed.

by Brandon.s97 September 6, 2016

smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)

me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as

by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016

Seshed out

When you had a long sesh the night before

Tom was seshed out because of the sesh last night

by Seshed out June 11, 2017

Spashed

Splooge splashed

Dude i totally spashed that girl in the face

by GR3ML1N July 20, 2017

Smashed the guts out of it

To have vicious, somewhat unhealthy intercourse.

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

Smashed Hole

When you get your ass hole pounded and smashed

The prostitute has a smashed hole

by Big Cock in Your Face October 9, 2017