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rugby league

A form of "rugby" invented by stupid northerners because they were too stupid to be able to understand the offside rules. Because of this there are no rucks, if you tackle someone you have to bugger off and let them have the ball back again.
Oh, I am a woman, I can't understand offside rules. I know lets invent a form of rugby for stupid people
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Women's Rugby Union

"wow, she's an awesome rugby player, much better than any man! Women's rugby union is a proper sport!"
by rugger girl March 6, 2009
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Rugby League

A boring, low-scoring game played by drunken louts. The players often abuse women sexually.

NRL is an unpopular sport in Australia because AFL is the national sport. When will they learn that their code is crap?
"NRL sucks! More people support the AFL."
by Anonymous March 4, 2005
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rugby

1) Intuitively, a word used to describe a boring sport that simply involves running around with a ball in your hands.

2) An English invention which has never caught on in non-English lands.
I don't play rugby because I'm American and therefore better.
by Rizzard February 27, 2010
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rugby league

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union
Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.
by JJ May 29, 2004
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rugby union

A dull game in which 2 chaps compete to see how long they can keep a ball in the air. There are 28 other blokes on the pitch at the same time, they roll around on the floor a lot but as the ball seems incidental to them it has never been made clear if they are part of the game or not. One other strange facet of the game is the bloke who keeps up a constant note on his whistle, presumably in an attempt to distract the 2 chaps keeping the ball in the air.

In France the game is usually played by wife murderers, in Australia by Quokka chuckers and in England by uncoordinated oafs who appear in court a lot.
Are you going to watch the rugby union game?
No, I am due in court for assault.
by James Monger March 2, 2008
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rugby

a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.
dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!

dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.
by el hombre 123 July 5, 2009
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