roundhouse kick

The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.

1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.

by Slick Rick no.2 July 24, 2008

well-rounded

To possess positive qualities and have balance; prepared.

Jimmie Doan aka Bob the Builder was so well-rounded during Mr. Hope Initiative 2010, he amazed the entire audience with his well-roundedness.

by Patrick Chau Zordon July 25, 2010

routney

an erection so substantial that even facial skin is stretched to distortion. Often accompanied by blueballs. The bearer of a routney looks like he's had a really bad facelift. Beware: you can only afford two in a lifetime -- it's claimed that a third routney will kill you.

As bad as Kenny Rogers facelift is, it only makes him look like he has a mild routney.

by Yale 79er June 30, 2007

round, and they come in pairs

alternative term for balls, nuts, bollocks, etc.

He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."

by hamself December 15, 2009

roulette roundabout

when on chatroulette you press next about 10 times to probably try and evade yet another cock, and the same partner's cam keeps coming up .

man,some dude on CR just kept jerking off at me. so I tried to next the fucker but got totally stuck on a roulette roundabout.

by savagehenry April 9, 2010

roughleberry

A really fat person, who has curves that resemble a strawberry. Really thick in the thighs and small in the head.

Check out that roughleberry.

by cheefskis April 22, 2011

Roundabout Syndrome

When a girl appears to be fit from behind, you approach and she turns around to reveal she is in fact minging

Guy 1:"That girls looks fit, I'm going in"

Guy 2:"Yea go for it"

2 minutes later....

Guy 2:"Was she not game?"

Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"

by carltondcb16 June 6, 2011