Campfire Ralphie

the act of passing male genitalia through a flame to heat up the surface of the penis. used during intercourse to physically "heat up" the scenario.

Nick - "Dude, I heard you got shit going with Amanda!"

Shawn - "Yeah, I cheated though. I pulled a campfire ralphie. She got hot, but I was on fire!"

by Smurph796 August 5, 2012

John Ralphio

An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.

Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"

by Ceazar November 1, 2016

Brown Ralphson

The act of going to the toilet to produce feces. Or to put put more plainly, having a poo.

“Bloody hell lads, Im paying the price for that curry last night. Im off for a Brown Ralphson, pop kettle on.”

by Danktanktom May 27, 2018

Lochlan Ralph

Lochlan Ralph a person who can not comprehend the idea of asking for help

Man I cant get this done but I dont want help I'm a Lochlan Ralph

by I like tiddy March 30, 2021

Pulling a Ralph

When a colleague takes ever Monday off of work

My colleague is pulling a Ralph again this week

by Anonymousnuet October 21, 2019

Looking For Ralph

(verb) Leaving a group to go vomit caused by over consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

I drank two bottles of Bacardi Limon then went looking for Ralph.

by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021

Ralph

1.To make love while eating tropical fruite mostly consisting of pineapple, papaya, or coconuts.

2.A homosexual act towards the same gender using a fruit (mostly tropical) as a prop.

Yo dude I ralphed so much last night
Yea? With?
Everyone that I came into contact with!

by Balls McFancy April 10, 2008