Reddit

The internet’s dick measuring contest

I use reddit, and I can say that without a doubt I have the most knowledge on any given subject. More than anyone else in this room… Why yes I do fuck my hand at night how can you tell?

by LemoneySpaghetty January 18, 2026

Reddit

A site where your oddly specific problem already has a support group.

It doesn't matter how bizarre your situation is; someone on Reddit has already been there and done that.

by Rhaydden February 10, 2025

Reddit

Claims to be the heart of the internet despite being nearly as bad as 4chan. A congregation of sex pests and political extremists where you can get banned for not going along with the exact thoughts of the group

Reddit is godawful

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 8, 2025

Reddit

Basically if the Soviet Union made a social media website

"Why is Reddit so pro-left???"
"Idk maybe it was made by the Soviets."

by A really big weirdo June 22, 2025

Reddit

The world’s first online authoritarian dictatorship, run by people who think they have far more power and influence than they really have. If you’re anything besides radically left-leaning, your account will be perma-banned in under 3 seconds. This has turned Reddit into a left wing echochamber in which the occupants do nothing but circlejerk each other’s beliefs whilst completely ignoring the realities of the outside world

Reddit is a shithole

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan October 24, 2025

Reddit

A terrible social media app that is propelled to the top of Google search results and Google AI answers as "fact" and not opinions and misinformation. An app that is full of negative, toxic and extreme views on anything and everything (not just politics and religion) it could be a book series you enjoy reading or a brand of clothes or shoes you like to wear, join said community in Reddit and you'll be torn to shreds for enjoying said thing and will likely want to off yourself after reading a few comments. Redditors are generally seen as very antisocial and miserable types you'd never want to encounter or get advice from in real life, do not use this website if you value your mental health and don't share anything you enjoy on Reddit or you'll end up terrible. Reddit is also notorious for bots and manipulation of your opinion with bots swaying viewpoints, as well as astroturfers being present on Reddit.

Person 1: "I heard on Reddit that this album is terrible and nobody likes it"
Person 2: "Who cares what a bunch of miserable people think, I know many people who enjoy this album and love it!"

Person 1: "Hey what do you think about these new shoes I bought, people on Reddit said that everyone who wears them looks horrible and that they are terrible"
Person 2: "Ahh who cares what those weirdos think, they look great and you should never go to a toxic place like social media and Reddit to seek validation. Wear what makes you happy!"

"Reddit, the shit stain of the Internet"

by LivelyRabbitFox October 28, 2025

Reddit mod

The word you refer to yourself as when you feel really lazy, unhygienic, and obese.

I'm sitting my ass down on the chair having chips and I haven't showered. Ugh I'm such a reddit mod right now.

by Dr. Steppon-Legho March 15, 2021